Origins of Internet Found.
Renowned world wide interwebologists at Whirled HQ have discovered where the interweb comes from. See the red arrow pointing to the pink cord? The pink cord is the world wide interweb. All the boatloads of cool stuff and bucketloads of steaming B.S. starts right there. The world wide interwebologists at Whirled HQ stumbled across the connection during their 5th annual Snipe Hunt and Witness Protection Partay. While waiting to trap a snipe for what seemed like an excruciatingly long time Matt Rosenberger, charter HQ member and winner of last summer's Monster Beefcake and Thin Thong Award at the Ramada Inn, Nag's Head Island, NC, spotted something blinking by this holly bush. At the base of the holly bush was this open metal door that was painted camouflage to facilitate its blending in with the natural surroundings. Rosenberger opened the door and saw what you see in that picture. Not knowing what it was he removed the pink wire. When he eventually got home he couldn't connect to the world wide interweb so he went back and plugged the wire back in and when he got back home voila! Internet! Rosenberger refuses to reveal the exact location for fear evil forces would use the interweb for its own nefarious purposes much like they do now but at least they can't turn off the never ending supply of interwebness.
