Meaning of New Transportation Department Road Sign Unclear
After seeing this unusual road sign along U.S. Hwy 411, New Bluffington, FL, our Whirled HQ reporter at large, Tam Regrebnesor, made a meaningful inquiry to the Department of Transportation as to what the heckinger the sign means. United States Department o' Transportation and Road Sign spokesmodel, Lane B. Chamberlain, handsome and sturdy as ever cleared his throat, pursed his perfect lips and said, "Hmmm. I'm not sure? Where did you see it? Are you sure it is ours? Was there a hat in the road ahead? With a red circle around it? Wow. I'll have to get back to you on that? What do you think? Did it work for you? It is a nice hat, isn't it? Maybe, if the sign is ours and I'm not saying it is, what would you think if the sign had like a baseball hat or a derby on it? What about a ski mask? No, probably not? Something rakish but not threatening? Perhaps an Indiana Jones thing? Its rakish and adventurous without the implied threat of danger, no?