Noj Sucram on Rollercoaster Ride
After two months on the drug frenzanoid, Noj Sucram from Svalbard, has been switched to the drug drowsanine. Frenzanoid produces a psychotic type state and drowsanine a schweepy, flannel pjs, nite-nite sensation. Eli Lilly is studying the effects of both drugs and their combination to see if they can produce a life like rollercoaster effect. Says Lilly spokesmodel Cliff Jesters, "Some people don't experience life like it CAN be experienced so we are trying to induce the dramatic ups and downs of an actor or actress or Brittany Spears. Noj has been pretty even keel his whole life and never done much of anything so we decided to take him on the ride of his life!"
When asked about how he was feeling Noj said, "I don't mind telling you I'm a little schweepy."