New Drug Has Beneficial Side Effect
The F & D & DPA (Food & Drug & Dance Party Administration) announced today that the drug frenzanoid normally used to induce physical activity in sloths, opposums and lemurs has found to have a beneficial side effect in humans and that it would be approved for general use immediately if not sooner.
Using "volunteer" Noj Sucram (shown at left while under the spell of frenzanoid who is visiting the U.S. from Svalbard and who lost all his hard earned krones on a Mississippi coast floating gambling boat and dental spa) drug giant Eli Lilly found that frenzanoid could induce beneficial psychotic states in humans. After what seemed like a really long and awkward silence Whirled HQ reporter on the spot, Lane Chamberlain, asked, "Like what kind of benefit?"
"Good question, responded Lilly spokesmodel, Basil Cleftinger, Frenzanoid if used correctly can induce a Jungian concept of the collective unconscious, archetypes and so on, that could then make the user entertain ideas of mythological reality, deities and so on. A fairly cool experience in this modern world."
"Oh", replied the collective conscious of the room of reality based reporters.