Boys readied for journey across life (as we know it) on U.S.S. Consternation
With sturdy shoes, steel buckets (not shown) and snappy plaid safety outerwear, 2 young boys begin life's journey with a smile on their face, hope in their hearts and absolutely nothing in their heads. They begin a fateful journey, on the fabled ship, the U.S.S. Consternation, that will take them to places unknown, people unseen, sites unheard of. Their carefully preselected guide, Col. Clayton, will help them from getting killed or raped on the dangerous early stages of life's phantasmogorical and sometimes sordid and squalid journey. Whirled HQ reporter, Lane Chamberlane, will provide regular updates on our brave young travelers. Au revoir and bon voyage!!