HQ Charter Member Ignores Waitress' Warning and Packs It Away Like There is No Tomorrow.Whirled HQ Charter member, Chippendale dancer and former Soviet cosmonaut (really!) Jon Marcus consumed vast quantities of Iowan "grub" in spite of alarmed waitress Gwen Cliijisters' warning (see arrow in photo) that he was eating "wayyy tooo much!" Cliijisters continued, "I mean the dude was packing it away like there was no corn tomorrow. See what I'm saying? And this is his 4th plate. You'd think his stomach had lost touch with reality. Its like global warming except he ate global warming and then he ate the first Ice Age. He ate a shank steak with a side of chicken, a pheasant and some fantastic Iowa corn bread. Next he ate the "Twin City Special"-- that's a plate of taters, an absolute mess of chipped beef and a side o' veggies boiled in cabbage juice. Then he ate.......oh, hell its making me sick just thinking about it." A slightly disoriented Marcus was last seen staggering down the aisles of the Soy Sea Food Product Test Fest at the Iowa State Fair.
