The Lost BoxspringThe lost boxspring was found leaning against a wall in Cabbagetown yesterday. But just for a moment and then it was gone. If you see it please contact its owner, Fred "Sleepless in Seattle" Clinkscales. He has been fornlorn and boxspringless for over two long and difficult weeks. Compounding his forlornness Fred also lost some keys, the shed the keys opened, his yang (still has his ying), silent nose hair cutter (electric), weasel tweezer, skull cap, skull shoe, prescription eyeglasses, some weed, and his Elvis sunglasses he got while visiting Branson, MO when he went to see Evel Knievel just before Knievel kbit the kbucket. Says Clinkscales, "It's been one of those decades, I suppose."
