Rock Emanates WavesA rock in the Flow-Rita Keys was observed to emanate waves in concentric circles. The observation was made by renowned and handsome oceanologist Dr. Nivlac "el guapo" Ymagrub . Says Dr. Ymagrub, "Its just rock but yet it emanated waves! How! How I ask? It was calm on the ocean yet these waves emanated as if a life force existed within the non life type thing which is a rock."
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