Ocean Swallows HQ Member's Shadow
Calvin Burgamy, one of the three original founding members of Whirled HQ, lost his shadow in a tragic seaside event while on vacation in Flow-Rita. Mr. Burgamy was photographing the beautiful ocean water as it washed upon the seashore. In just seconds his shadow was dragged, kicking and screaming, out to sea. No lifeguard or shadow of a lifeguard was on duty to save the helpless shadow. According to Mr. Burgamy he has taken swimming lessons but neglected to give them to his shadow. "A mistake I have lived to regret", lamented the remorseful Burgamy. "Waaaaaaa!"
