Sponge Bob Nearly Kills HQ Charter Member.Sponge Bob Square Pants (seen behind the wheel in this dramatic photo) in a fit of cartoon/comedic-woowoo blikblik whankwhank-pique very nearly killed paparazzi/HQ charter member Matt Rosenberger as he innocently tried to snap a photo across from the Georgia Aquarium where Bob was appearing. As Rosenberger squatted in the basic paparazzi Zhizhua or "one knee parallel to the ground, other knee floating" position Square Pants-pop pow boingboing skinkskink- accelerated. Fortunately the athletically svelte Rosenberger's uncanny reflexes sprang into action and he leapt to safety. The ruggedly handsome, chisel featured and nicely tanned Rosenberger unfortunately suffered a meniscus tear that he stated was still a little "stove up" and causing him more than a little grief. In his recently filed injury lawsuit against Sponge Bob-woowoo boingboing ding ding-Square Pants, Inc. Rosenberger's attorneys Rowen, Martin & oh so Cloynowskii also listed the mental anguish and grief caused by the horrirfying incident that keeps replaying itself over and over like a slow train wreck or a slow motion dream where someone is chasing him and can't get away but can only scream and that is really kind of fucked up.
