Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Scary-ass Rottenwiler doesn't make any fucking sound whatsoever.
Whirled HQ reporter, Lane Chamberlane, came across this beautifully domesticated animal
while reporting on an insider investigative insinuater underground story involving politicians and prostitutes and money and even sex.
Anyhow, Lane is walking around Teenth St. where prostitutes and pimps and johns hang out and Lane is pretending that he wants sexual favors in exchange for cash when he comes across the gate that guards the reputed "King of Pimps", Edward "Heavy" Johnson and when Lane passes the gate this dog just walks up and looks at him with a cold regard and never barking or even panting and when Lane approached more closely the scary-ass thing just looked at him quietly and you could see his brain saying, "I'm not saying nothing right now but if you come over here I'll rip your collarbone off and then I'll sit next to you while you bleed to death." Damn.

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