Manhole Out of Wank
Workers in Le Mars, IA neglected to realign a manhole after a sewer repair and that has been worrying drivers and pedestrians by its out of alignment look. According to ace Whirled HQ reporter Lane Chamberlane, resident Jane Flookster said, "It makes me nervous. Its out of wank. How long would it have taken to turn the manhole 10 degrees left. Sheesh. Everytime I pass by I feel unnaturally apprehensive. Its like I'm waiting to take off in a plane or sitting in the dentist's waiting room just before a root canal. Our government is not working!"