Bicyclist Crash Lands at HeliportA slightly confused bicycler, Robert "Bob" Bleeker, from Westhester, TX was found dazed and disorientated at the Drummond Heliport in De Funiak Springs, FL yesterday. Whirled HQ reporter of the month in the Florida Panhandle, Lane Chamberlane, stated Bleeker was "out of it" and unable to reorientate himself. Apparently Bleeker was biking down the byway by himself on a balmy and beautiful day between Westhester and Bevins, TX when a blast of hot air blew him off the road and into the air flown by the fates and a fickle wind after which he found himself in De Funiak Springs, Florida. It was only later that he discovered there was a political primary producing prolific amounts of pompous parlance and hot impetuous harangues that may have caused the strong swirling vortex of verbage that lifted him from Westhester, TX to De Funiak Springs, Fl.
