Item: Retail Concept Announces Expansion Plans.

Graham County Wireless & Gifts ☼ Jewelry ● Cosmetics store head trip manager Donald “Dolph” Fish announced to Whirled HQ local news reporter, Lane Chamberlane, after mustering his manly gusto, “Hey, Graham County wireless customers and esteemed other county residents, we’re gonna add some really exciting stuff here at Graham County Wireless & Gifts ☼ Jewelry ● Cosmetics, stuff you gotta leave Graham County to get now, like dry goods, lingerie, switchblades, accounting aids, small bullets, big targets, time pieces, butterfly sutures, large Rolaids, axle grease, gift wrapping, spice, disposable seat covers, pre-paid legal, topo maps, renter’s insurance, fruit cake, drano, lard, petunias, ho-maid cider, gorgonzola, nose clippers, tire irons, daily calendars, tri-county regional airport duty-free vouchers, our own area restaurant reviews even though we still eat there, marbles, funnel cake whipping funnels, iron slinkys, air kites, and 19% wool-blend beanies, plus we’re gonna add a front door so it’ll be easier to get inside and buy some of this amazing stuff.”
Added "Dolph", " I mean what in the name of almighty hell have we got to lose, besides everything, which isn’t all that much, cuz we ain't got much anyway."