Man with X-Ray Eyeglasses Can See Right Through "Things"
Cleef Lakker of Huffakers, NV has a skill highly prized by high school boys everywhere. He can see right through things -- like for instance clothing to name one thing. States Lakker: "Wow! I didn't believe the ad in Manly Crusader magazine but for 22 bucks what did I have to lose? Not only do the glasses look quite classy I can see everything if you know what I mean!"
Unfortunately for Lakker his retinas exploded after two weeks wear and he is spending most of his time in the Dolph Lundgren School for men who act like boys.