Creative Uses for Government Crane
The Georgia state government has found new and creative uses for its new 250, 000 dollar crane. It is used to keep a ladder from being stolen. Each night crane operator, Felix Algernon, attaches a 12 foot aluminum ladder to the crane and hoists it 5 stories in the air and out of reach of thieves and insidous ladder looters who skulk around government buildings looking for unsecured items suchs as 12 foot ladders, ropes, industrial work gloves, road paint, road cones, road reflectors, WD-40, tire irons, keys, bits of string and tin foil. Since the crane has been used to secure this ladder no one has stolen the ladder which is valued at about 90 government bucks.