Tribute to Pencil-Necked Geeks Erected
City officials, wearing Windows Vista bow ties and plastic pocket pencil holders, in Redmond, CA cut the ribbon on a new statue that salutes all the pencil-neck geeks in the home of Microsoft, Inc.
Thousands of nerdy pencil-necked geeks turned out for the tribute. There was much guffawing, high fiving and text messaging and portable device communication. At the end of the official ceremony everyone gave each other a wedgie and laughed at the absurdity of it all.